May 2013
supersaiyan-twerkmaster:
benefits of being my boyfriend
you get to touch the booty
you get to touch the booty in public
you get to touch the booty in bed
you get to touch the booty upside down
you get to touch the booty sideways
you get to touch the booty
“I still catch myself feeling sad about things that don’t matter anymore.”
– Kurt Vonnegut (via cigarettesetouterspace)
at least when you are hanging out with yourself, you get to pick the music
oh i see how it is
bears can hibernate and it’s a “part of nature”
but when i do it’s “creepy” and “antisocial”
tibets:
Sext: what do you want from taco bell
2 tags
I’m on probation and I smoked yesterday for the first time in almost a year and a half and sure as hell if a cop didn’t follow me all the way home. I thought my heart was going to fucking explode’;/////
pro tip: fill the piñata with absolutely nothing to prepare your kids for the letdowns of adulthood
thewonderlessyears:
thewonderlessyears:
the girl sitting next to me in class is wearing the same shirt as me in a different colour and we keep awkwardly looking at each other like do I say something or just sit here help
i said ‘nice shirt’ and she said ‘better than yours’ i’m done
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